i just went on facebook and
quick reminder that i am cool and beautiful
ok keep scrolling
i hate when people take unexpected pictures of me
if you are attracted to me you are required by law to tell me.
Money is the anthem of success, so put on Mascara, and your Party dress.
SOMEONE PUT MY SCHOOL UP FOR SALE ON CRAIGSLIST
yeah i play an instrument [lifts up shirt and smacks stomach]